Please remember, if you can’t make it to the Palin Beck celebration in Alaska (or can’t afford it — for my Alaskan readers:( ), then just take solace in the fact that President Obama will sadly spend his time at the Pentagon tomorrow, and “Can I Call You Joe” will be in New York and Michelle will be in some field in the Midwest — keeping a good distance from the president, like every other good Democrat.
I understand that now there is a local Houston angle to the book burning story.
Houston is now Austin. That is not a good thing. STUPID LOCAL NEWS.
I try to write a funny post and now the actual news is putting me out of a job.