Does three make a trend? Last week a student wore a T-shirt to school that said, “Females wanted for sex experiments” or something like that. I didn’t see it. But the co-worker who did was standing at my office door when she saw it and she went ballistic. “Someone should do something about this! Someone should tell the director!” she railed, fist in the air. (Not really, but she got really worked up really quickly.) I agreed to “do something” but apparently wasn’t sufficiently enraged, so my co-worker took over the righteous march to the director’s office.
After calling the legal department and having cerebral discussions of free speech, we all got an email stating that we could do nothing about it. I offered — practical person that I am — the opinion that someone should at least warn the student that someone might take offense. (The student is in level 2 with limited English skills.) You know, so when he’s at a club and some girl comes up and slaps him, he would know why. But I was a minority of one.
Until the second incident. A student came to school with a naked lady on his T-shirt. Not a cartoon, but a picture of an actual naked lady. FREE SPEECH!!!!!! was not the cry. Someone went to the book store and bought him a new, bland, T-shirt.
This morning I was giving a test when I noticed the T-shirt one of my students who was sitting in the back had on. In large letters it declared, “I have a PhD.*” The * started “pretty h” and that’s all I could see because he was leaning over his desk. I was hoping hoping hoping that my hunch was wrong. He’s a nice guy and a good student. Unfortunately, I was right. The “h” word was huge. You can guess the rest. I warned the teacher for the next class and told the director. We wondered if there was some connection. The three students were from three different continents. The only commonality is that all three were guys.
What’s wrong with you guys?!?!?!?!?!
In another class, I was playing a listening/pronunciation exercise from a CD. I asked the students to say the sentences like the person on the CD (it was a female voice). Simultaneously, several of the male students repeated what they had heard in a falsetto voice. (Like Michael Berry did this evening while he was mocking Nancy Pelosi.) Ha ha ha.
What’s wrong with you guys?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
In the same class, but on a different day, the topic was accents. One question from the text was about different accents in the students’ native languages. All of the students responded with examples of regional accents in their home countries, except for the Kazakhs. NO. All people speak Russian without an accent! It was the language of the Soviet Union! Everyone speaks Russian the exact same way!
So completely predictable. You see, I’ve heard this nonsense before, when I lived in Latvia. Like other Soviet myths (Russians invented baseball, a Russian wrote the Winnie the Pooh books) this one just won’t die.
As I patiently tried to explain that Russian is no different from any other language, one student fought back: You’re wrong! Another student was crestfallen, seemingly on the verge of tears.
I’m sure it’s the same reaction that the chain emailer dupes felt when that mean old Michael Berry told them that, no, they hadn’t found a 9/11 terrorist sympathizer in their midst, but rather a devoutly religious person who happened not to be Christian.
Should I add a tag, “What’s wrong with you guys?”?